Me 

Me 

Bears

After an hour and a half of trying to watch and/or listen to the Chicago Bears pre-season game against the Indianapois Colts, I finally was able to get the NFL.com season pass to work. I paid $30 to listen to the entire NFL season on internet radio. The Bears eventually beat the Colts 24-17, but there are a lot of questions at various positions, first and foremost being the quarterback position.

For some reason, I have high hopes for Kyle Orton. I am not impressed with the Cedric Benson situation and he can go fuck himself as far as I'm concerned.

Hutchinson? What can I say, two interceptions and a fumble? I think my dad could have done that well. Orton is where it's at. He just needs some experience. I sure hope he starts the next game of exhbition. I think we can trust Lovie Smith to be this smart.

for laughs 

for perspective 

you know it's shit
everything is shit
all you do is shit
when it sounds like all the shit you've heard before

how great the worms

how great the worms that eat the skull
that move the soil of our flesh
how great the leaves that gravitate
lightly upon earth
how great the sun of mornings past
resurrecting daisies from decay
how great are you grandma, grandpa
trees and grass and presence past

Gob Stopper slobbering
On the job bloggering
Quarterback a-bobbling
the ball.

Skill kick the rumpus spot
Ate all the fungus pot
Cry like a youngun caught
jacking off.

Rhonda stole my baseball bat
thwack, thwack, thwack
Tommy stole my liverworst
yack, yack, yack
Linda stole my typewriter
clickity clack, clack
I stole your heart and I can't give it back
can't give it back
can't give it back