Gob Stopper slobbering
On the job bloggering
Quarterback a-bobbling
the ball.

Skill kick the rumpus spot
Ate all the fungus pot
Cry like a youngun caught
jacking off.

Rhonda stole my baseball bat
thwack, thwack, thwack
Tommy stole my liverworst
yack, yack, yack
Linda stole my typewriter
clickity clack, clack
I stole your heart and I can't give it back
can't give it back
can't give it back

who suffers more?
the betrayer
or the betrayed?

living is dying

love
a giving over of one's Self
completely
to an other
to an Other
not to feel love
not to get love
to live and breathe and sleep love
an impossiblity
yet nothing is impossible

Open Mic

Open mic fright
Don't borrow my guitar fucker
You'll break my string
The mic is way too not loud
Inevitable drunk driving

Inquestion

Would someone take pleasure in my plagiarism
Knowing I used a simile similar to yours?

Leaves of Ass

Wandering, trapsing through green woods
A great movement, a possibility
Downward facing frog
Can the task be fully accomplished?
"Nay," sayeth thine own abyss

Chronic

Where's the grass?
Where's the grass?
Where is the grass?